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Probably going to go see Ford lying in state this weekend, if only out of pity. The poor guy was chosen for his bland loyalty and every newscast I’ve seen covering his life has included a shot of him falling [...]
impale Westchester Celebrity Baby Naked Ambition He said she won’t even show him her ass. Christmas are coming! There are actually a number of tributes to the sentient / poetic nature of these randomized lines, such as the Spam Subject [...]
(in order of outrage) 1. A Christmas Story – Cingular 2. “Something to Talk About”, Badly Drawn Boy, from the About a Boy soundtrack – Hummer 3. The Apollo moon landing – Red Bull
From: Justin Justin’s birthday gift to me was better late than never, and actually pretty sweet. He got me two shirts from a company called Brandwashed. The company prints all of its invoices, etc. on looseleaf paper, and sent along [...]
“At the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around…and tell them all the ways they disappointed you in the last year” My friends and I have been celebrating Festivus for years, first encouraged by Mr. Croft in Idea of Man, [...]