The President’s Dead
Probably going to go see Ford lying in state this weekend, if only out of pity. The poor guy was chosen for his bland loyalty and every newscast I’ve seen covering his life has included a shot of him falling [...]
Spam Subject Lines in My Inbox
impale Westchester Celebrity Baby Naked Ambition He said she won’t even show him her ass. Christmas are coming! There are actually a number of tributes to the sentient / poetic nature of these randomized lines, such as the Spam Subject [...]
Memories advertising has perverted for me this week
(in order of outrage) 1. A Christmas Story – Cingular 2. “Something to Talk About”, Badly Drawn Boy, from the About a Boy soundtrack – Hummer 3. The Apollo moon landing – Red Bull
Liberate the People’s Republic of Cambridge
From: Justin Justin’s birthday gift to me was better late than never, and actually pretty sweet. He got me two shirts from a company called Brandwashed. The company prints all of its invoices, etc. on looseleaf paper, and sent along [...]
I’ve got a problem with you people!
“At the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around…and tell them all the ways they disappointed you in the last year” My friends and I have been celebrating Festivus for years, first encouraged by Mr. Croft in Idea of Man, [...]
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It’s a Festivus miracle!
FIRED
Cool by association? It’s getting to the point where even if I haven’t done anything all that screamingly cool with my life, at least I know people who have. Or know people who know people that have. One example is [...]
