Ways to dry my hands, in order of preference

  1. Holiday hand towels (preferably after using scented soap)
  2. hand towels, nondenominational
  3. paper towels, recycled
  4. paper towels
  5. brown paper towels that smell when they’re wet and don’t really absorb anything
  6. on my jeans
  7. hand dryers (see #6)
  8. those tri-folded towels that you need like 4 of and you have to reach up to get while water goes down your arm

One thought on “Ways to dry my hands, in order of preference

  1. I’m not a fan of drying my hands at all. In fact, I like to NOT dry my hand and then go up to people and touch them, while saying “don’t you hate it when you pee on your hands.”

    I mean, come on, that joke never gets old!!!

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