My boss gives better presents than your boss

Last week was a great week for presents. Nicco came bearing gifts:

dietditto.jpg–Ditto Diet, the Safeway equivalent of…well, it’s billed as “lemon lime” but clearly tasted like Ginger Ale.

–bling stickers for my cellphone. My phone’s pretty old and pulling it out of my pocket has actually drawn audible gasps on multiple occasions, but the addition of pink and white bling has added at least a few months to its lifespan.

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