Category Archives: Video


OK, I really didn’t mean to have this many videos on this site, but the hits just keep on coming.

From BD, the most disturbing video you’ll watch today:

A short list of most entertaining things to look for:
-sets that closely resemble a 15 year old’s bedroom
-overuse of the number ’69’
-cop doing it in his patrol car while bored on duty
-uh, the mastur-dance?
-that heavy panting in the chorus
-the slightly pixelated faces
-the token use of female extras
-the outlandishly large phone and amex card props, as if the video weren’t ridiculous enough yet
-early prediction of porn on computers

They’re coming to America (today)

Well after an evening alone in Jeff’s apartment with only The Office and Neil Diamond’s Christmas Album (best Jewish-produced xmas album of all time, btw) to keep me company (could have been a lot worse, as I was locked out until a girl named Pearl made some calls for me), I’m heading home tomorrow (ideally before my bank account actually hits zero).

Pictures to come shortly, but I thought I’d start you off with a great video clip of a German kid we met who turned out to be the world’s #1 Toto superfan. Watch as he professes how he loves the band as sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.